The funny thing . . . not that the article is funny because spousal abuse is seriously horrible and wrong . . .
. . . but the funny thing about this article is that every work day I get up two hours earlier than I need to (at 5-friggin-o'clock in the morning) just so that I that I can make him a nice fresh cup of coffee made with fresh ground coffee beans, natural raw sugar and relatively farm fresh cream. And then . . . after a feed the cat because she's a whiny freaking thing if she doesn't get her breakfast . . . I make him a nice healthy lunch to get him through his long, hard manually labor intensive day.
Soooooo . . .