How do you fix a broken tomato?
I have been waiting ever so patiently for the first tomato in our garden to ripen. It’s finally happened! Queue the heavenly voices . . . laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
When I was just a wee snip of a girl growing up in Blue Knob
While I was picking this first ripened tomato from the garden it occurred to me that I have not had a tomato sandwich in forever and a day. Maybe longer.
So here I am with this juicy garden fresh tomato . . .
I made my sandwich . . . a not so gourmet but absolutely yummy ‘mater sammich. Totally nommable!
If you’ve never had a tomato sandwich . . . you should.
Nom . . . nom . . . nom . . .
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!