Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Talk of the devil, and his horns appear

I don’t know what I was looking for, but I recent Google search turned up a bunch of information about horny women.  Okay, get your mind out of the gutter . . . I’m talking about women who grew horns.  It’s a rare condition but it is possible for people . . . yeah, men get horny, too . . . to grow horns.  They’re techinically called Cutaneous Horns which are thought to be caused by by retained dead skin cells over an underlying growth. Sometimes the underlying growth is harmless like a wart but other times it may grow over a precancer or skin cancer.

The conical projection is composed of compacted keratin, basically stuck together skin cells that build up over an underlying growth.  They just keep growing and piling up causing a horn-like growth.

They can be surgically removed but I can’t imagine letting one grow to the lengths that these women have let theirs grow.  Maybe they heard somewhere that men like horny women?


I made this macaroni salad up with stuff I had in my pantry and fridge . . . quick, yummy and satisfying!

Macaroni and Bean Salad

  • 2 Cups Uncooked Elbow Macaroni
  • 1 Cup Sliced Green Olives
  • 2 Celery Ribs, Sliced
  • 1 Can Pinto Beans, Rinsed And Drained
  • 1/2 Cup Mayonnaise
  • 1/2 Cup Cubed Mozzarella Cheese
  • 1/4 Cup Italian Salad Dressing
  • 2 Tablespoons White Wine Vinegar
  • 2 Teaspoons Seasoned Salt
  • 1/4 Teaspoon Pepper

Cook macaroni according to package directions.  Drain macaroni and rinse in cold water.

Meanwhile, in a large bowl, combine the remaining ingredients.

Add to bean mixture and toss to coat. Cover and refrigerate for 1-2 hours.

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