Generally speaking, I hate the way men look in tank tops. They look sloppy, but it's even worse if they are ripped, torn, stained and nasty looking. Add to that - Hairy armpits . . . ew! Beer bellies . . . not attractive. Man pelt . . . uhm, yuck.
Usually, men who wear them look like someone you would see drinking and belching and smacking his wife on Cops.
I don't care who you are . . . the whole wife beater look . . . I'm sure it's not working for you . . . even if you are a wife beater. They are undershirts . . . they're called that for a reason. Just sayin'.
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Dirty Drunken Olive Martini
The olives are soaked in vermouth and marinated for at least a week. The brine from the olive jar is reserved to make the cocktail.
6 Fluid Ounces Vodka Or Gin
1 4 Drunken Olives
1 Fluid Ounce Brine From Olive Jar
In a mixing glass, combine vodka/gin, brine and olives. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Wow. I was trying to justify wearing an a-shirt and your one exception to the trash heap looks exactly like me! I'm cute, buff, young and have a good head of hair. I guess I'm special. Seems a shame having their "license" revoked doesn't prevent ugly guys from dressing the same.
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