If they had it their way we would replace every adjective, nouns and some verbs with the word 'smurf'. I could just choke!
And what does all that smurfiness mean, anyway? Is being smurfy a good thing or a bad thing? What if you told someone to go smurf themselves or go smurf off? That can't be very nice right?
When they get all excited someone always says "Now Now! We all need to smurf down!" What the heck is that supposed to mean?
And, what's with Papa Smurf? Who died and left him lord, god, king of all smurfs? Why doesn't any smurf question his authority? I know why . . . he's drugging them all. It's a well known fact that Papa Smurf is all into chemistry and is always whipping up all sorts of concoctions. Smurf knows what kind of smurfy stuff he's slipping into their water supply!
He's even usurped the Bible and created his own. A quote from John 3:16 in the King Smurf Version:
"For God so smurfed the world that He smurfed His only begotten Son, so that whoever besmurfs in Him shall not perish but have eversmurfing life."
And, how come there's only one girl smurf? What's up with that? I'll tell you what. Before she came along the smurf village was an all boys club! I'm not sure exactly how they reproduced but I'm sure it was messy. Anyhoo, Smurfette was actually created by the smurfs nememis Gargamel to create strife and jealousy among the smurfs. When that didn't work he tried to use her to lure the smurfs to his lair because smurfs are yummy!
How many times can you say smurf before you go absolutely batty?
I guess if I were a smurf I'd be Grouchy Smurf . . . cuz i'm sure not feeling the smurfy love.
Smurf this, smurf-hat!
I think Gargamel and Azreal had the right idea. Just sayin'.
1 Cup Watermelon Juice (Press Watermelon Through A Sieve Or Cheesecloth)
1/2 Cup (4 Oz) Vodka
1/4 Cup Simple Syrup
Juice Of 1 Lime
3 Tablespoons Salt (Optional)
3 Tablespoons Sugar (Optional)
Watermelon Slices, For Garnish (Optional)
Mix together the sugar and salt if using. Wet the rim of a chilled martini glass with a piece of watermelon. Dip the rim into the sugar and salt mixture. Repeat for other glass.
Place the watermelon juice, vodka, lime juice, and simple syrup into a cocktail shaker. Top with ice. Shake well.
Pour contents through strainer into martini glasses.
Garnish with a wedge of watermelon if desired.
1 Cup Sugar
1 Cup Water
In a small saucepan, bring sugar and water to a boil; simmer until the sugar is dissolved, 3 minutes. Remove from the heat and let cool completely.
The syrup can be refrigerated in a glass jar for up to 1 month.