When my son was a wee one he had a love affair with Buzz
Lightyear. He wasn't in love with Buzz
per se . . . he was Buzz.
He would sit and watch Toy Story movies over and over again .
. . getting the moves down and getting his inner Buzz on.
It was really cute . . . for a while.
He was in preschool at the time and they didn’t do anything
to dissuade his alter ego. In fact, they encouraged it . . . for a while.
It got to the point where you couldn’t tell him he wasn’t
his super hero . . . er . . . hero. He
was Buzz Lightyear . . . “I’m not Eddie,” he would say. “I am Buzz Lightyear. To
infinity and beyond!.”
Like I said, it was cute . . . for a while.
During that time period Halloween came and wonder of wonders
. . . he was Buzz Lightyear. And this time
he had the costume to prove it.
So, not only did he have the Buzz persona down pat but he
had the look.
Months, maybe even a year or more, this went on. By now it’s getting old.
His preschool teachers told me it had to stop because it was
disrupting the class and riling up the other kids. I thought to myself, “you nutters encouraged the kid and now that it becomes a problem and I’m
the one to have to put a stop to it.”
So the arguments began . . . you’d think it would be easy .
. . you know how gullible kids can be.
Yeah right . . . the kid inherited his mother’s and his father’s stubbornness.
It wasn’t easy.
The deprogramming went something like this. First off . . . no more Toy Story movies . .
. .period. Second . . . the costume
mysteriously disappeared. Then the sit
down conversations . . .
Me, “You’re not Buzz Lightyear.”
Him, “I am Buzz
Lightyear.”
Me, “You’re not Buzz Lightyear.”
Him, “I am Buzz
Lightyear.”
Me, “You’re not Buzz Lightyear.”
Him, “I AM Buzz
Lightyear.”
You get the point. One
day he was Buzz and the next day he wasn’t.
Personally, I don’t think I did or said anything to convince him he wasn’t
weird shaped spaceman. I think he just
grew out of it.
And, then suddenly he was Luke Skywalker.
Ah . . . the joys of
parenthood.
1/2 Small Cabbage
1 Medium Onion
1 Tablespoon Butter
3 Slices Bacon, Crumbled
2 Eggs
2 Tablespoons
Salt, Pepper or Seasoned Salt
Finely slice the cabbage and onion. Heat the butter in a pan and fry the onion until soft. Add the cabbage. Cover and reduce heat to low and fry for a further 10 minutes. Remove cover add bacon and fry for 3 minutes. Beat the eggs pour them over the cabbage. Stir until the eggs have set. Stir in the cream cheese and serve.
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