Friday, March 25, 2011

Firewater Friday - Malibu Dreams



A pet peeve of mine is people who wear pajamas and/or slippers out in public.  It is the epitome of laziness . . . it looks slovenly and trashy.  Isn’t sloth one of the deadly sins?




People who are guilty of committing the deadly sin of sloth are punished in hell by being thrown into snake pits. I really don't see a connection between sloth and snakes. Why not make them get out of bed, take a shower and dress in appropriate clothing?




I am by no stretch of the imagination a fashionista; I’m a jeans and sneakers gal through and through.  But I would never entertain the thought of leaving the house without being dressed.  I won’t even take the garbage out wearing my slippers.  It just isn’t done.

I see it nearly everywhere I go; the grocery store, the bank, on the sidewalk.  People in fuzzy slippers, in bathrobes . . . I think pajama bottoms stuffed into Ugg boots might be the worst.  It drives me absolutely bonkers!

Even as a child it bothered me . . . women going about their errands with curlers piled high on their head and wearing a housecoat . . . stressing housecoat . . . you know for wearing inside the house.    I always thought the point of putting rollers in your hair was to make it look nice . . . why in the world would you go out in public looking like that?  I just don’t get it.

And, now it seems as though it’s becoming publicly acceptable to roll out of bed and stroll out the front door without so much as a glance in a mirror.  Sloppy sloppy sloppy. 

I don’t necessarily give a hoot what people think about me.  However, I do care about what *I* think about me and I won’t go out looking like Oscar Madison on laundry day with a raging hangover.  Denim and cotton may not be fancy but it’s neat and clean and presentable.

For the love of Pete, unless you’re Hugh Heffner, having a medical emergency or a baby put some freakin’ clothes on when you leave the house!
  
In California, it is illegal for women to drive while wearing a house coat.  Just sayin’ . . .

Malibu is in California . . . 






Malibu Dreams


3 shots Malibu rum (or Bacardi)
1 splash Grenadine syrup
Fill with 7-Up (or any lemon-lime soda)


Mix Malibu and Grenadine together. Fill with soda.  This drink should have a just a blush of pinkness. 



Thursday, March 24, 2011

Fake Eggs from China!

Fake Eggs from China! (Shocking - must read)

Beware u guys and gals!

During a recent raid on a wholesale centre in Guangzhou city, the capital of China 's Guangdong province, a large quantity of fake eggs was seized.

Their wholesale price is 0.15 yuan (S$0.03) each - half the price of a real egg.

Consumers have a hard time telling a genuine egg from a fake one. This is good news for unscrupulous entrepreneurs, who are even conducting three-day courses in the production of artificial eggs for less than S$150. A reporter with Hong Kong-based Chinese magazine East Week enrolled in one such course.

To create egg white, the instructor - a woman in her 20s - used assorted ingredients such as gelatin, an unknown powder, benzoic acid, coagulating material and even alum, which is normally used for industrial processes.

For egg yolk, some lemon-yellow colouring powder is mixed to a liquid and the concoction stirred. The liquid is then poured into a round-shaped plastic mould and mixed with so-called 'magic water', which contains calcium chloride.

This gives the 'yolk' a thin outer membrane, firming it up. The egg is then shaped with a mould. The shell is not forgotten. Paraffin wax and an unidentified white liquid are poured onto the fake egg, which is then left to dry.

The artificial egg can be fried sunny-side up or steamed. Although bubbles appear on the white of the egg, those who have tasted it say the fake stuff tastes very much like the real thing.

But experts warn of the danger of eating fake eggs. Not only do they not contain any nutrients, a Hong Kong Chinese University professor warned that long-term consumption of alum could cause dementia


To make the egg white, various ingredients, including a powder and alum, are mixed together.


The 'yolk' is shaped in the round mould. 'Magic water' containing calcium chloride is used.


Hardy shells are formed by pouring paraffin wax and a liquid onto the egg, which are then left to dry. 





If you're like me you like a pinch of salt on your eggs . . . I'm pretty sure that's how you should take this story.  


This story has been floating around the interwebs for years; often touted as factual.   However, it seems unlikely to me for a number of reasons.  The first being that what could be easier and cheaper than a chicken popping out an egg?  Why would anyone go through the effort of manufacturing something that requires none at all?


Secondly, it would seem to me that making an egg would not only be time consuming but the cost of the materials would make the fake eggs prohibitively expensive in comparison to real eggs.  


Lastly, the fake eggs are a purely chemical concoction.  I can't imagine how they could possible taste like the real thing.


Why would someone endeavor to do this?  I guess because they can . . . some people have way too much time on their hands.


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I have friends that have a brood of laying hens.  They sell the eggs but often have way more eggs on hand than they can possible sell.  I hate to see their wonderful eggs go to waste . . . because fresh is so much better than store bought . . . so it got me thinking about find out the best way to preserve fresh eggs.    I found a couple time tested methods that have been in use since before refrigeration was available and are still in use in some Amish communities.


First and foremost . . . . these methods will only work for FRESH eggs.  It will not work for processed grocery store eggs.

If found this method here . . .

Store the eggs in a finely ground preservative such as salt, bran, or an equal mix of finely ground charcoal and dry bran or finely ground oats. 
Store the eggs layer upon layer, so long as you they don’t touch each other, metal, or wood.  Be sure you have enough finely ground preservative to pack them in.  (The salt and bran can be used for animal feed later)
Store the eggs small side down.  This allows the yolk to settle into the egg white which has antibacterial properties.
Store the eggs in a covered container and keep in a cool, dry place – do not expose the eggs to extreme heat or cold.
Eggs will keep “fresh” for up to 9 months.  In fact, some countries are known to have stored their eggs like this for up to 2 years. 



According to this source, the “water glass” method gives the best and most dependable results for preserving eggs.  “Water Glass” or “liquid glass” is sodium silicate and is the generic name for sodium metasilicate.  Water glass is not as common as it used to be and may difficult or expensive to obtain.  See recipe below to make your own. 

Make sure the eggs have no cracks or imperfections. One cracked egg will spoil the entire crock of eggs.


Water Glassing Eggs

Water glass needs to be diluted. I use the 11 to 1 ratio recipe – or 11 parts water to 1 part water glass (sodium silicate). For about 16 eggs you will need 1 quart of water to 1/3 cup of water glass.

The water should be measured out, boiled and then allowed to cool completely.

Sterilize a clean ceramic crock, plastic bucket, wooden keg or other container with boiling water.  Avoid using metal containers.

Pour the cooled water into the crock and then add the water glass and stir well.

Place the fresh eggs pointed side down into the crock.

You can fit many eggs into a crock and eggs can be stacked on top of one another until the crock is filled. Make sure that at least 2″ to 3″ of liquid covers the eggs at all times and the crock also should be covered.

The best success is obtained when the crock is stored in a cool dry location.

When the eggs are needed for cooking remove them from the crock and wash them and then break them into a separate bowl to check the quality by smell and visual examination.  You may note that the viscosity of the egg white will have changed but the flavor is still good and acceptable for general cooking purposes. Sometimes the yolk will take on a very dark orange red color but it is harmless.
When boiling eggs that have been water glassed you will need to prick the eggshell with a pin. Because the eggshell is no longer porous the steam will build up inside the egg while it is boiling and explode.

Fresh, unwashed eggs kept in a solution of water glass will remain good and usable for 6 to 9 months when properly collected and stored.

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You can prepare sodium silicate or water glass from gel beads (silica) and lye (sodium hydroxide).

All you need to make a sodium silicate solution are water, silica, and sodium hydroxide. Silica comes in those little packets labeled 'do not eat' with electronics, shoes, etc.

2 Teaspoon silica gel beads (crushed)
1-1/2 Teaspoon
1/2 cup water

Wear proper safety gear, which includes gloves and eye protection
Slowly pour lye into water.
Once the lye is dissolved, slowly add the 6 grams of crushed silica gel beads.

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I haven’t tried either method but I’m interested in attempting the water glass method and making my own solution.  Future blog post!!

Pickling eggs is another good method but they must be refrigerated.  



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Basic Pickled Eggs (Recipe for One Quart)


12 Extra Large Eggs

1 1/2 Cups Distilled White Vinegar

1 1/2 Cups Water
¾ Teaspoon Dill Seed
¼ Teaspoon White Pepper

3 Teaspoons Salt
1 Clove Garlic, Crushed

Place eggs in a medium saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil and immediately remove from heat. Cover and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. 


Remove from hot water, cool and peel.

In a medium saucepan over medium heat, mix together the vinegar, water and pickling spice. Bring to a boil and mix in the garlic and bay leaf. Remove from heat.

Transfer the eggs to sterile container. Fill the containers with the hot vinegar mixture, seal and refrigerate 8 to 10 days before serving.






These were sooooo good!  The best pickled eggs I've ever tasted with a nice texture and amazing garlic/dill flavor.  NOM!








All of the eggs I used in this recipe were courtesy of my good friends Stephanie and Phil.  

If you live in or near Connecticut and want farm fresh eggs, contact Stephanie for pricing and availability.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Think outside the bun







Taco Bell . . . I’m almost embarrassed to admit it but I love those tacos, gorditas and, yes, especially the chalupas!  Go ahead; say what you will but those little bundles of greasy goodness rock!  Topped with Fire Sauce . . . quasi-Mexican nirvana.  Hijole frijole!


Glenn Bell was a lover of Mexican food take-out.  Back in the late 1940’s there was no such thing as fast-food tacos.  If he wanted tacos he’d have to order them from a full service restaurant.

"If you wanted a dozen," he recalls, "you were in for a wait. They stuffed them first, quickly fried them and stuck them together with a toothpick. I thought they were delicious, but something had to be done about the method of preparation."

When he returned home from his service in World War II he had opened a traditional hot-dog and hamburger joint called Bell’s Drive-in.  His mind started turning towards alternate menu options . . . like his beloved tacos.   He sold his original store and opened a new restaurant.  It could be operated by one person and was drive-thru only. 

Glenn thought it would be more efficient to fry the shells first and stuff them later.  He invented a tedious one-at-a-time method for frying the shells.  Once he had the shells he experimented with fillings until he got it just right.   He sold his tacos from a side window of a little stand for 19 cents a piece.

"I'll never forget the first taco customer because naturally, I was really concerned about his reaction. He was dressed in a suit, and as he bit into the taco the juice ran down his sleeve and dripped on his tie. I thought, 'we've lost this one,' but he came back, amazingly enough, and said, 'That was good, I'll take another one!' "

In five years he had three restaurants that were making $50,000 a year each   . . . that’s more than $400,000 in today’s money.  In 1956 he was earning the equivalent of over a million dollars a year. 

He knew he had a good thing going and he wanted to take advantage of his success. 

His restaurants were called El Tacos at that time.  It wasn’t until 1962 that he built the first Taco Bell . . . actually, eight of them and they are all still operational today.  The first franchise was sold in 1964.  It was so popular that it was not uncommon for it to clear $10,000 in one month ($70,000 today).


By 1975, Glenn had 868 Taco Bell’s and he was running out of energy.  He sold all the franchises to PepsiCo, Inc.  When the deal was done Glen Bell ended up a major PepsiCo shareholder and millions richer. Ay chihuahua!

Ah . . . the American Dream.  Viva la capitalism! 



Speaking of Chihuahuas . . . in 1997 Taco Bell started a new advertising campaign starring a doggie named Gidget.  The voice-over . . . declairing "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!" . . . was in a man’s voice.  Gidget was all girl.


In one commercial, the dog attempted to trap Godzilla in a box, taunting the reptile with the phrase "Here, lizard lizard lizard..." only to see Godzilla's size and respond "Uh-oh... I think I'm going to need a bigger box." (a reference to Jaws.)







Despite the chihuahuas’ pup-ularity, the campaign didn’t increase revenue for Taco Bell so they discontinued the campaign in 2000. 

Gidget was 15 years old when she was euthanized on July 21, 2009 after suffering a stroke.  She was cremated and her ashes were retained by her trainer.












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Mmmm . . . let's make tacos!

Taco Seasoning

1 Tablespoon Chili Powder
1/4 Teaspoon Garlic Powder
1/4 Teaspoon Onion Powder
1/4 Teaspoon Crushed Red Pepper Flakes
1/4 Teaspoon Dried Oregano
1/2 Teaspoon Paprika
1 1/2 Teaspoons Ground Cumin
1 Teaspoon Sea Salt
1 Teaspoon Black Pepper

Mix together chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, red pepper flakes, oregano, paprika, cumin, salt and pepper. 


Taco Sauce

1 15 Ounce Can Tomato Sauce
1 1/2 Cup of Water
1 1/2 Teaspoon Chili Seasoning
3 Teaspoons Cumin
2 Tablespoons White Vinegar
1 Teaspoon Garlic Powder
1 Teaspoon Garlic Salt
1 Teaspoon Sugar
1 1/2 Teaspoon Red Cayenne Pepper
1 1/2 Teaspoon Onion Powder



In a small sauce pan, mix all ingredients in the order that they are listed, stirring to mix them together.

Simmer the ingredients for fifteen to twenty minutes, allowing the spices to blend together.

Sauce may be served warm or cold, as you prefer. Pour leftover sauce into a jar and keep in the refrigerator for up to three days.






Cornmeal Tortillas

3/4 Cup Cornmeal
1-1/4 Cups Flour
1 Teaspoon Salt
2 Tablespoons Vegetable Shortening Or Oil
1 Cup Boiling Water
Waxed Paper








In a bowl, combine the cornmeal, flour and salt. Add the shortening/oil in the bowl with the cornmeal and flour. Pour the boiling water over everything and stir it up with a fork. Stir until all lumps are worked out of the dough. Allow the mixture to cool. Divide the dough into 10 lumps about the size of golf balls.



 Roll each ball out very thinly between sheets of waxed paper or use a tortilla press. Loosen and remove the top sheet of paper, and lay the tortilla down on a hot dry skillet. When the underside of the tortilla is dry with a few brown spots, turn it and cook the other side.

This recipe makes 10 corn tortillas.


Tacos

1 Lb Hamburger Meat
1 Taco Seasoning Mix
10 Tortillas
2 Cups Grated Cheddar Cheese
1 Diced Tomato
1 Bunch Green Onions, Chopped
1/2 Head Shredded Lettuce
1 Taco Sauce
1 Avocado, Sliced
Container Sour Cream

Brown hamburger meat and drain fat when cooked. Add a cup of water and taco seasoning mix to meat and let simmer.

Put lettuce/cheddar cheese/onions/tomato/avocado into separate bowls.   Also include containers of salsa/sour cream and taco sauce.

It is time to eat. Let everyone dish up and enjoy their  tacos.































Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Mellow Greetings, Yukey Dukey







Mellow Greetings, Yukey Dukey . . . what's that got to do with anything?  Absolutely nothing.  I just love the way it sounds.  



I'm a fan of old movies, especially Cary Grant movies.  He's funny, handsome and has that cute little dimple in his chin.  One of my favorite Cary Grant flicks is ‘The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer’.  It’s an adorable movie.  It goes something like this . . . 


A teenybopper (Shirley Temple) has a head-over-heels crush on a playboy bachelor (Cary Grant).  She sneaks into his apartment but is found there by her older sister (Myrna Loy) who just so happens to be a judge.  Threatened with jail, the unjustly accused but trapped man agrees to date the teenager until the puppy-love dwindles. He counters the girl’s comic false sophistication by even more comic put-on teenage mannerisms, with a slapstick climax. 


It’s a hoot!


One of my favorite scenes in the movie is where he's really playing up the teenage boy act.  


You remind me of the man . . . what man? . . .



Like I said, this has nothing to do with anything . . . but it's funny stuff.


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 I love rice  . . . it's cheap, it's filling and it goes great with almost anything.  Nom!

Cooking rice is also easy . . . all you need is rice, water, heat and a vessel to cook it in.  However, even the best of us have had problems with cooking rice, sometimes it comes out a little too "al dente" . . . okay, okay . . . sometimes it's underdone and crunchy.  So what's to be done about it?  


First of all, you can usually avoid this problem altogether by not breaking the cardinal rule of rice cooking ("never lift the lid") and actually looking to see how it's doing. If you MUST look, a quick peek will tell you if most of the water has been absorbed.  The point is to keep the lid off for just a flash.


So, let's say that you peeked too long or too often . . . or maybe just started off with too little water in the beginning.  You could add a bit more water, say a 1/4 cup and let it steam for another 10 minutes.  Or, you could drain the rice and put it in the refrigerator to get cold.  Once it's cold then you can microwave it with a little water and recook that way.  These methods aren't foolproof so you may be better off just starting a new batch.










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Risotto al Vino Rosso (Red Wine Risotto)

This dish is rich and creamy.  It pairs wonderfully with a grilled steak.  Drooooool!



  • 1/4 Cup Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
  • 1 Medium Onion, Cut Into 1/4-Inch Dice
  • 2 Cloves Garlic, Diced
  • 2 Cups Arborio Rice
  • 1/2 Cup Red Wine
  • 3 1/2 Cups Chicken Stock, Hot
  • 1 Cup Peas
  • 1 Cup Blue or Gorgonzola Cheese





In a 12 to 14-inch skillet, heat the olive oil over medium heat.  You can use regular olive oil but I used oil from tomatoes I dried and stored in olive oil

Add the onion and garlic and cook until softened and translucent but not browned, 8 to 10 minutes.

Once the onions are translucent add the rice and stir with a wooden spoon until toasted and opaque, 3 to 4 minutes.

Add the wine to the toasting rice, and then add a 4 to 6-ounce ladle of stock and cook, stirring, until it is absorbed.

Continue adding the stock a ladle at a time, waiting until the liquid is absorbed before adding more.

Cook until the rice is tender and creamy and yet still a little al dente, about 15 minutes.  Stir in the peas and cheese until well mixed.