When you're up to your nose in sh!t, keep your mouth shut

There is sh!t that goes on in this world that defies belief. 

Japan is facing a population explosion.  Their solution food synthesized from human waste matter. It's being called the "poop burger".  Believe it or not Japanese scientists have not only researched a way but found a way to create artificial meat from sewage containing human feces.  I sh!t you not!

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The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. It’s lower in fat and calories than “real” meat and initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.  I wonder if those fine folks realized what they were taste-testing?

The argument to get folk to purchase this excrement meat is that its environmentally responsible.  Currently the turd steaks are ten to twenty times the price of real meat.  Yep, that’s incentive to buy it . . . not!

And then, ood luck getting past the knowledge that your food is made from human feces.  Really?? Well, poop on that!  Oh, wait . . . they might try to make you eat that, too!