All the world loves a good loser.

Someone told me a funny story that I had to relay.  Keep in mind, that this is a very smart man, which is what makes this tale even funnier.


His son plays football for a team the hosts a tag sale every year for a fund raiser.  The families of the team members donate stuff to sell.

So, this guy was helping out at the tag sale and saw a shirt with his last name on it.  He thought it was cool, albeit quite a coincidence, and decided to buy it for his son.


He brought the shirt home to show his wife.


"Hey!  Look what I found at the tag sale!  How cool is that?!"


His wife looked at him and said, "you moron.  That's a shirt we donated to the tag sale."

Of course, he then felt completely stupid.


His wife told him to take it back.  He was like, "no way!  I already paid for the shirt . . . twice.  I'm not taking it back."  


Knowing he'd feel even dumber donating back the shirt he already paid for, he chucked it.